when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.
Maybe that’s why they can barely walk?
How to get a bikini body
Step 1: Have a body
Step 2: Put on a bikini
FUCK WHAT SOCIETY THINKS YOU’RE A HOT BITCH
Everyone has the right to find you attractive or not by their preferences. BUT they don’t need to voice it. And the only opinion that should matter to you is yours :)
Dancing baby groot
Anne Hathaway is beautiful
- mum: can you-
- me: *groans for 17 hours*
Me too, Bob Ross. Me too.